my dad just walks into my bedroom where i’m meditating in the dark with candles and he looked at me weirdly and walked back out.
Two seconds later he comes back in and blurts out
'please don't do anything stupid like get pregnant kell'.
I was so taken aback that i just kind of stared for a bit and said ‘what??’.
He sat nervously on the end of my bed and started explaining that it was obvious that my boyfriend and i were sleeping together and that he hoped i would be careful and not get pregnant or contract any kind of awful lifelong disease because that would be heartbreakingly sad and then he left.
I was too horrified and caught unaware to even lie. I just awkwardly nodded and he walked away.